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Why I love this site!
05:39 Jun 20 2007
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I needed to smile Thank you for that Kabal



Read from the bottom up :)



On 05:35:09 Jun 20 2007 SerenityKylin wrote:



lol *hugles* you



On 05:34:10 Jun 20 2007 Kabal wrote:



so



On 05:33:47 Jun 20 2007 SerenityKylin wrote:



rofl atleast I admited it wouldnt be you alone making it not normal hahaha



On 05:31:44 Jun 20 2007 Kabal wrote:



hay



On 05:29:53 Jun 20 2007 SerenityKylin wrote:



Well look at the parents like it was going to be "normal" anyway!



On 05:29:04 Jun 20 2007 Kabal wrote:



sure make our kid wierder than he is



On 05:28:27 Jun 20 2007 SerenityKylin wrote:



Monkeys are messy and they all have bugs!



Well can I dress him in pink and just tell people its a she anyway ?



On 05:27:32 Jun 20 2007 Kabal wrote:



sure, well you wouldn't let me have the monkey so it a he



On 05:25:51 Jun 20 2007 SerenityKylin wrote:



Why does it got to be a he why cant it be a she? A pretty pink lollipop!



You know this is gotta go in my journal right haha



On 05:24:42 Jun 20 2007 Kabal wrote:



sure that tell that to lolipop when he born





On 05:23:33 Jun 20 2007 SerenityKylin wrote:



Sorry I just couldnt help myself ... Protection takes too much time you were too good to make wait :P



On 05:22:53 Jun 20 2007 Kabal wrote:



yes, why were you not wearing protection



On 05:21:55 Jun 20 2007 SerenityKylin wrote:



Is it mine?



On 05:20:52 Jun 20 2007 Kabal wrote:



pregant



On 05:20:17 Jun 20 2007 SerenityKylin wrote:



Hi sexy



How are you?



On 05:15:18 Jun 20 2007 Kabal wrote:



hi

Stomping on Honeybees
03:22 Jun 17 2007
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One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.



When his father came out and saw what the little boy was doing, he made him stop right away and told the little boy, "That's it for you. No honey for a week."



Well, then the little boy went to the front yard of the house and started stomping on butterflies. When his father saw what Teddy was doing, he made him stop right away and said, "Stomping on butterflies is a terrible thing to do. Just for that, no butter for a week."



After that, little boy and his father went into the kitchen and saw the little boy's mother stomping on cockroaches.



The little boy turned to his father and said, "Should I tell her or should you?"

The creation of Michigan
03:02 Jun 17 2007
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I was sent this on my myspace......







The Creation Of Michigan



Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven , God was missing for six days.

Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day.

He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"



God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made."



Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"



"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call

it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."



"Balance?", inquired Michael, still confused.



God explained, pointing to different parts of earth, "For example, northern

Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while southern

Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot.

Over here I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a

continent of black people," God continued, pointing to different countries.

Some of these will learn to live together, and make a wonderful blend.



"This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold

and covered in ice."



The Archangel , impressed by G od's work, then pointed to a large land mass

and said, "What's that one?"



"Ah," said God. "That's Michigan , the most glorious place on earth. You'll

notice that it is made in the fashion of my hand, the Hand of God. There

are beautiful lakes, rivers, sunsets and rolling hills. ; The people from

Michigan are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they are

going to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable,

hard working and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the

world as diplomats and carriers of peace."



Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, “What about

balance, God? You said there would be balance!"



God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots I'm putting around them

in Ohio , Indiana , Illinois , Wisconsin and Canada

Again.....
06:13 Jun 15 2007
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lordofallvampires

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looking for the mother of damned

Posted: 00:58:56 - Jun 15 2007

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the mother of all vampires. I want to know u will's her in on earth okay.I want to know the humens name that will's the mother of damn





.... Seriously I want some of the drugs this one is on

Share the drugs!
06:12 Jun 15 2007
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lordofallvampires

Caitiff (5)

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Looking for Cain's friends or family

Posted: 00:55:26 - Jun 15 2007

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i am the one that looks for cain's friend or family. i am the one the will's cain. i am cain. i live the life of cain





.... Goodness I think someones on crack!

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03:07 Jun 15 2007
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Discretion

Posted: 03:18:56 - Jun 14 2007

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To all the real vampires.



Do you openly show yourselves?



I would assume it is shown through trusting someone, but am I wrong?



Do they even believe you?





Now what amuses me about this thread you ask...



It’s all the responses of No I would not tell anyone that I was a vampire... oh lord the irony!

Why I love Irc
03:01 Jun 15 2007
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Yes now I realize im amused by little things but this just cracked me up!!!



I was'nt really paying attention on Irc looked in and this is what I saw ...



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